never ever

never have i ever...
broken a bone. knock on wood.
regretted my life's love stories of the past.
been on a cruise. truthfully- i don't necessarily care to.
never have i ever....
gotten over my fear of being kidnapped or throwing up.
or gotten a ticket for speeding.
never have i ever...
wished i wasn't a ballerina.
wanted someone more than lovebird.
witnessed a death right before my eyes.
never have i ever...
had a baby. 
won a chess match.
eaten an insect dead or alive. {and i never will.} 
never have i ever...
changed my own oil in my car.
flown first class.
been fluent in another language.
never have i ever...


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what about you?